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Brave New Films: Miss Teen South Carolina answers the question perfectly

  • Dana1 · 2 years ago
    That was almost too painful to watch! Geez...we're screwed people!
  • Arlen · 2 years ago
    Looks like no child left behind left at least one child behind...
  • Dan · 2 years ago
    Wow, that was a fox news tactic, avoiding the question.
  • JF · 2 years ago
    "Kid's heads are filled with so many nonfacts that when they get out of school they're totally unprepared to do anything. They can't read, they can't write, they can't think. Talk about child abuse. The school system as a whole qualifies. Go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts... " - Frank Zappa
  • JF · 2 years ago
    We Can't Get No Educashion

    A Critique Of US Public Schools

    By Emily Spence

    For years, liberals have pointed out the huge gap between funding for military ventures and US public education. Indeed, a motto, floating around for a decade or more, sums it up well: "It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."
    http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/articl...
  • Jason · 2 years ago
    Sounds like a robot malfunctioning. I was waiting for her head to explode and for the janitors to come out and sweep up the shards of metal and wires
  • Mark · 2 years ago
    She is as dumb as a stump.It's a good thing she is hot.
  • HIllary · 2 years ago
    Ok so are you F*#$%NG Serious dude...ok I'm blonde but I am not that RETARDED...What was she thinkin??? To quote the retard "EVERYWHERE LIKE SUCH AS" Makes no since OMG
  • Charles · 2 years ago
    Yeah, but you know she gives good head...
  • Sam · 2 years ago
    She had a different question and answer memorized and completely BLEW-IT!!!

    I really hope it was a nervous moment, and NOT how she really is... Wait, there is a LA County Fair ad that has a "clothes horse and her two girls, and a brunette version all agreeing that wool comes from cows and cashmere comes from "boy cows" you know, the ones with tusks.

    F'ing unbelievable!!!

    Can Miss South Carolina find "home" on a map???
  • maine yankee · 2 years ago
    A quote from her own websites bio:
    'She has received “Star Student” awards in both Photoshop and Advertising Design. She holds a student government office as President of Skills USA. Her career goals include earning a four-year Graphic Design degree.'

    Where at pom-pom u ?
  • John Ehrenfeld · 2 years ago
    LOL That's funny. You mean Bush/Cheney don't you? Surely you haven't drunk so much koolaid that you can't at least admit that Bush is a simple-minded moron and Edwards and Kerry supremely intelligent . . . whether you agree with them or not, come on lol.
  • Eddie B. · 2 years ago
    A box of rocks can carry on a better conversation.
  • phat shantz · 2 years ago
    You know, the 99% of dumb blondes just make the others look bad.

    For future reference, if you are going to be that stupid, you need to be a lot better looking.
  • gefilte · 2 years ago
    hi... and welcome to the chilis..jenny will be your server.. how many in your party... you know ..like group of yous. i cant seem to locate the table you should sit in the map... such as help!!
  • Dave · 2 years ago
    I live in South Carolina...Born and raised in the North.This state needs some serious help. Education here is so under paid. Just help . Just help..
  • Dave · 2 years ago
    Also wanted to add that wow..wow wow.wow..so so so so bad...so so so so funny.......MOFO>>HOME>>STARTS IN THE HOME!!!!
  • donna · 2 years ago
    You ever heard the question, Would you rather be beautiful or rich? I think now we can safely say we have our answer.
  • Bill · 2 years ago
    She'll do just fine in life. Once she goes to college and gets her MRS degree...
  • Jessica · 2 years ago
    Please don't judge all of our nation by Miss SC's response. They do hold the ranking for the worst education in the U.S. I went to graduate school at the University of South Carolina and thought I was going to lose my sanity with all of the stupidity!
  • Maggie · 2 years ago
    Enough teacher bashing, Pat. Would YOU want to work for nothing, no benefits, no pension, and underpaid to boot? And if you did work under those conditions, in a private school for example, could you please tell me how this would somehow inspire you to do a better job?

    The big problem is parents. Overprogramming their kids and then refusing to support the teachers who teach them. (Don't you DARE criticize my dear little Johnny or I'll SUE!) In a public school the teachers have to shut up and deal with what ever is tossed their way. In a private school if little Johnny doesn't study, or gives trouble (or if his parents throw too much attitude around) he gets his butt tossed out. And where does he land -- you guessed it -- public school, where the teachers get to put up with his crap and that of his parents.

    Geesh.
  • Kit · 2 years ago
    Wow... I live in NORTH Carolina and know alot of people from South Carolina and none of them sound that stupid. I have to believe that she just froze and lost all of her thoughts and what we heard was the last 100 words in her mind. Made absolutely no sense. Even a 5 year old could have answered that with a more coherent answer. It's not an SC thing, not even an education thing, just a standing in front of 10 million viewers thing.. Poor girl......
  • Doug Stone · 2 years ago
    SPACE! The Final Frontier! Take a voyage through the mind of the blond-haired Captain of the Starship Boobyhatch!! See first hand how her communication skills reflect her mental prowess. She will take you boldly where no one ever wants to go!!
  • Dare · 2 years ago
    I rearranged her words to depict what she meant to say. I used all her exact words. Here it is the final version of what she was trying to say.

    "Uh, some people out there in our nation like I should help our education over here in the U.S. or should help South Africa. I believe Iraq and the Asian countries should help the U.S. so that U.S. Americans have maps such as in South Africa and Iraq everywhere. So we will be able to build up our future for our education. Personally I believe I should help so because they don’t and uh like the U.S. are unable to do so. Like Uh?"
  • Shirl · 2 years ago
    The comments so far have been awful...I would hate to screw up and have this audience. How about a little mercy.
  • JC · 2 years ago
    Hey Lou Dobbs...you expect us immigrants to learn english and assimilate White America...by the way, does that include South Carolina? LOL !!!
  • Bren · 2 years ago
    OMG! This is BAD BAD BAD. I teach and when I say TEACH, I MEAN TEACH. I wouldn't let a kid out of my room until they told me everything that they learned that hour and they all knew they had to do it. It was fun though, like a game...it WORKED.
    I feel sorry for this gal......REALY SORRY.
  • llynn · 2 years ago
    I just recently had a stroke...I'm confused, sometimes my words do not come out right, but,omg even I'm not that bad.... I think she was expecting something else. they threw her a fast pitch...should have thrown her a really, really slow pitch. wow
  • Goob · 2 years ago
    This was in the top 5 all-time funniest clips. You have to be on some kind of chemical to fuck up an answer like that. That was unreal!!!
  • Ishi · 2 years ago
    It was trick question that's why she couldn't think straight.
  • Karen · 2 years ago
    What an example of not being able to think on your feet and of being ok to look at but an idiot. Not to mention this idiot gets all the air time while smart kids and people, people who invent great things, volunteer, take the high road get nothing as far as recognition.

    As far as teachers not getting paid enough, starting teachers in the Toledo Ohio area received a salary of $34,420 in 2006 with veteran teachers in the Ottawa Hills area of Toledo being paid $75,438 per year. The poorest paid teacher in the area started at $27K+. This for part time work. Teachers work about 1520 hours of work per year counting the summer off, spring break, winter break, Thanksgiving, MLK, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc.

    So that makes the highest paid teacher getting about $50/hour and the newest starting teacher getting $22/hour. Wish I could have been all of 22 or 23 years old and starting at that pay.

    Teachers are overpaid and underworked. They use the same curriculum they developed 10 years ago and are way too authoritarian. They dress poorly anymore and think being a teacher gives them all sorts of rights. Kids are idiots today because teachers teach poorly, parents don't give a shit, money gets thrown at the problem and we have too many kids being born to idiots who think they are puppies and can treat them as disposable.
  • Kaity · 2 years ago
    haha...I like Charles' comment. As for Hillary's...you sound just as dumb as she does...it's not a blond thing...it's just a brain disfunctioning...you bitch. As for this poor soul...it's not her job to be smart! It's her job to be beautiful right? You need to ask these girls questions like "What's your favorite color?"....such as. :) I think this is an eye opener for our American population. It was really a question asking why American's are so fucking dumb....and ya know what? For that...I think she answered just the way an American was supposed to. GO US!
  • bellabimba2187 · 2 years ago
    ...Man. I bet she feels dumb.
  • dave · 2 years ago
    George Bush just hired her as his new speachwriter.
  • darren · 2 years ago
    All her teachers should be fired and maybe even put in jail. Damn what the hell I thought the No child left behind well MR BUSH you left her Behind or wait,I THINK BUSH IS HER PAGEANT COACH
  • Au--Digger · 2 years ago
    I also live in SC. A beautiful state. Obviously she had stage fright and went blank during the response.It has happened many times during such events. Anyone who seriously responds otherwise should consider their own IQ.
  • John Ehrenfeld · 2 years ago
    It's not about South Carolina. It's about the Brittany/Paris/Lohan culture of superficiality and meaningless mind numbing catatonic shallowness that we call Americana. Mark Twain would be turning in his grave.

    But don't give me that stage fright nonsense, these contestants are trained ad nauseum not to be that nervous.
  • Joe Neri · 2 years ago
    And people wonder how George Bush got re-elected.
  • JohnEgo · 2 years ago
    I don't know that blaming teachers, parents, or society for a pretty blonde having an incoherent moment on TV makes a whole lot of sense. How many of you out there could answer a question, under hot lights, on high heels, in a tight dress, with tons of makeup, while being watched by a couple million people? While we're at it, why isn't there a contest that makes men parade around in tight clothes and answer questions coherently? Oh yeah, Football. Ever hear a Pro Athlete answer a question and sound incoherent? At first I laughed, but think about what this girl's life is going to be like once she gets home?
  • John Ehrenfeld · 2 years ago
    Beauty contest contestants are trained and know exactly what to expect. But she doesn't have to worry, she's good looking, heterosexual and caucasian; I'm sure she will have a great life here in America. Anyone taking odds on what her political affiliation is? Duh!
  • jgilliam · 2 years ago
    The U.S. Americans par-teeeeee
  • cecile · 2 years ago
    stupid and cocky. How in the world did she get accepted to college and I give her one month before she drop out
  • Cindi · 2 years ago
    OMG, it's a good thing this poor girl is pretty.
    That's about all she's got going for her.
    Damn, I bet the South Carolina Pagent System is kicking themselves for this one.
    Anyway lil gal. Get over it and move on with your life. You'll marry some rich guy and have kids and be flabby in a few years while he's boinkin his secretary anyway, while this will be a distant memory. I know from experience.
    Signed,
    A former beauty queen
  • MacMo · 2 years ago
    I dont believe it's stage fright nor is it bcz she's a teenage girl. It resonates the whole American educational system. I dont know whether any of u have read this book, "American poor grasp of geography." Any of u shld go find this book and read it. I'm an immigrant and I've taken my American born kids back to my country to have their high school education all bcz I know by those I schooled with here that they lacked lots of basic knowledge. Americans sucks in math and even cannot write the english they speak. Immigrants both high tech and 'uneducated" have helped this country a gr8 deal and all of a sudden bcz of these so-called conservative Republicans, excluding Bush, have become hostile to immigrants. Even the way Americans pronounced the word "IRAQ" is appaling. You have to pronounce the word the way the "owners" pronounce it not your way. Americans also suck when it comes to spellings.
  • MacMo · 2 years ago
    Did somebody say she now has the right answer? That's is a joke. probably her parents might have researched the answer since I dont think they have the correct answer. As someone said above, this is a get-rich culture arising from Brittney Spears/Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton culture. Americans are now becoming dis-interested in going to college and parents are pushing kids to the Arts bcz they believe that's where the dough is. I do not blame Bush. It's the culture. I held America in high esteem b4 i came to college here. Do u believe that about 90%+ of engineering students offering master's degrees are foreigners or shld I call them "immigrants." It is aweful the way Americans are taught in high school that their country is the greatest country on earth yet they fail to teach them how to locate their own country on the World map. It's not only an education system gone wrong but also the culture.
  • Michael · 2 years ago
    Give her a break, she is from South Carolina.........
  • mz · 2 years ago
    what the hell.....
  • monica · 2 years ago
    seriously ?
    This girls life may be hard for a while but this might teach her to educate herself , even on the spot on tv in heels and make up etc ,she could at least fumble a few sentences together about the education system ,
    how can she suggest that the rest of the world needs help from the educated system she was a product of ?
  • Disgusted in Chicago · 2 years ago
    It seems to me, the problem stems from a society that pits girls/women against each other in a contest that parades them around like cattle at a county fair. Which is bad enough in itself, but then to have millions of Americans spending their time watching such garbage is a true testimony of the times. Very sad!
  • Big Mac · 2 years ago
    I have to agree (at least to a degree) with everyone claiming that US Americans have a very poor education system. You have to bear in mind that we have people like her in charge. People who believe Jebus walked on water and such as the Iraq. Personally, I took an auto-didactic approach to education so most of what I know is self-taught from countless hours of reading and researching. My high school library had tons of classics, yet they were not touched for years. The collection of Poe were left for nearly 7 years before I picked it up.

    She's a product of American Public Schools or as they (Miss South Carolina & Co.) call it: US American Publick Schoolz, lulz y'all!

    She's lucky she has a gorgeous face and a killer body, even if it's just pretty much a dime a dozen these days.

    Everyone out there in this great land, please....please....please do not stand idle anymore. We need to take back our country and restore it to its former glory. We need to rekindle the flames of science, math, physics, language, etc. so that we do not become a hulking mass of retards like this girl.

    From an "edumicated US American"
  • Joe · 2 years ago
    Funny thing is... references say that she has a 3.5 GPA at her high school. What does that say about the SC educational system?

    Seriously though, you can tell she had a few "canned" answers that she had been unfortunately "coached" to say. I can just hear her "coach" now.... "Be sure to say something about South Africa, and Iraq and Asia, because those are fashionable and important issues now, just figure out how to work them into your answer and you will be golden!"

    Sadly, she tried to do it, but lacked the ability to do so, and it just made her look like a complete idiot.